Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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