Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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