i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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