i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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