6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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