Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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