did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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