dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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