The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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