Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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