Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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