Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So much Jack, so little girl.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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