she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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