pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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