My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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