Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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