Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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