yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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