I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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