I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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