at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
