member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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