When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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