Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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