They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
