tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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