Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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