Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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