I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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