party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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