you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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