Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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