Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I think people are normalizing furries
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
