Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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