If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the day after is always just damage control
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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