I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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