Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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