In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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