she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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