i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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