i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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