North Korea, Best Korea!
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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