windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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