OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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