you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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