belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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