How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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