so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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