People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
