Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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