Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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