I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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